Wednesday, October 6, 2010

THE BALLAD OF BRAVE SIR BARRY

Brave Sir Barry ran away
Bravely, ran away...away...
When the mid term disaster reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Barry turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely talking to his feet
While his party went down to defeat
He beat a very brave and fast retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Barry

EXCERPT: "WASHINGTON: US President Barack Obama is likely to arrive in India on November 5 instead of November 7 as originally scheduled. He will leave Washington DC on the night of November 4 soon after the mid-term Congressional election where many pundits are predicting severe reverses for the Democratic Party. He will be away from the US for almost 12 days, one of the longest tours during his presidency, touching India, Indonesia, Japan, and South Korea, before returning to Washington DC on November 14."

Typical liberal. When the goings gets tough, run like a raped ape for the nearest exit! HAHA! CUT AND RUN is the Democrat's motto. They did it in Korea, they did it at the Bay of Pigs, they did it in Vietnam, they WANTED to do it in Iraq, they're doing it in Afghanistan, and they're at it again.

It's almost too funny to look at this nitwit and his antics and not bust a gut laughing! Let's check out the timeline here.

First, the Dummycrats take over Congress and start spending money like Ted DRUNKennedy in a strip club or RFK Jr in an any-drug-over-the-counter, all you can buy, pharmacy!

Then, they begin to impose their will on the US people, thus giving rise to the Tea Party.

Next, they elect a moron so out of touch with America, since he was born in Kenya, and never set foot on mainland USA until he was 17, that the anger of American's boils over. 

Then, they pass Porkulous.

Then, they spend more money than ALL OTHER PRESIDENTS COMBINED in one year.

Next, they print money and sell our debt to China.

Barry bows to every foreign dignitary and a few Chinese doormen. 

This regime installs ivory-towered morons and wannabe serial killers (John "kill em all" Holdren), and proceeds to screw us even more. Cash for Clunkers? BWAHHAHAAHHA! Van Jones, Anita Dunn, Sotomayor, Kagan, and a host of other commie pukes are in our government. 

The morons in this party then piss down the backs of Americans and tell us it is raining, i.e., Nazi Pelosi vs Constitution (Are you SERIOUS?), and mooks like Pete Stark telling us that Congress can do whatever it wants to!

And on and on.

And when the mid-term slaughter is pending, Brave Sir Barry bugs out. Priceless.

Hey India, how much will it cost us for you to KEEP HIM!?


13 comments:

  1. Checked it out hoping to see the photo you have posted here in the article you attached Gunny. It wasn't but I checked out some of the comments and the first few were claiming to be from India and sound just like the kool-aid kids here in America.
    The funnier part was when I went to shut down my browser the india times sent me a pop up wanting me to know that there were a gazzillion brides and grooms wanting to come to America. First they love osama and their great country and then again they want to be here, typical lib wanting to come and destroy the greatest nation of free men on earth, we are a dying breed, thsnk God more of the sleepers are finally waking up to being slaughtered by aa, qoutas and brave sir barry.

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  2. What with the coming decline in the dollar,India most likely would ship his purple-lipped lying ass back mucho pronto.A side bet here,Guns. Just for the halibut. I say this asshat will bow to EVERY "leader" he comes in contact with while on this "official business" trip. What say you?

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  3. R E,

    I laughed reading some of those comments. Evidently, people are as stupid THERE as HERE concerning king of the unicorns.

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  4. clyde,

    I'm betting he'll bow to the leader of India and likely a few other people as well, i.e., the guy who sells him some curry and maybe a doorman or two.

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  5. Yeah those POS crapheads. They can agitate for a war then WE get to go fight THEIR war while THEIR kiddos are all at Choate or Oxford or Leipzig ridig a horse. Then they start pointing at US telling everyone it is OUR fault and agitating for an end to the war by whatever means and cut off financing and cut troop levels because THEY know if we just showed we really were nice the other side would want to trade their AK's for a Garcia spining reel and we'd all sit around singing kumbaya. And when it don't happen they are calling it all our fault while off meddling into some other area they have neither the reason nor the Constitutional authority to meddle into.
    Uh... Check how many wars started on the Democrats' watch. You'd be surprised.

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  6. Really liked the poem!!!Enjoyed the whole post.

    I was watching Frank Luntz (sp) last night on Fox. He had a large group of people in California. Most of course were liberals. That was such a group of losers. There were a couple of people that defended Republicans and their wanting to cut taxes etc.
    There was one woman there that had lost a 60,000.00 a year job (supposedly)and had been trying to find a job for months and can't. Of course she loudly blamed Bush. I feel if she would wash her hair, and dress cleanly, she might find a job somewhere. Also they all wanted something for nothing. Wanted to raise taxes to pay for everthing, and wanted people out of their bedrooms, blah blah..None of them made a lick of sense. I thought, no wonder California is in such a mess. I thank God that I live in Oklahoma!!
    I ask that He deliver us from these people before we are lost!!

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  8. Buck,

    I laughed yesterday when the Times Sq bomber railed against the US while being sentenced.

    And here I thought they were gonna love us after the Muslim Kenyan Usurper was selected.

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  9. The Times Sq Bomber may not smirk as much if some Bubba in the prison takes a "liking" to him.

    Just a thought.

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  10. Well Holy Grail!

    I always like:

    Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank,
    Galloping through the hoards
    Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank
    And his ACORN whores
    He steals from the rich
    And gives to the poor
    Mrs. Fwank, Mrs. Fwank, Mrs. Fwank
    Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank
    Riding through the night
    Soon every dollar in the land
    Will be in his limp wristed hand
    He steals them from the rich
    And gives them to the poor
    Mrs. Fwank, Mrs. Fwank, Mrs. Fwank
    Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank
    Dum dum dum the night
    Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank
    Dum de dum dum plight
    He steals dum dum dum
    And dum dum dum dee
    Dennis dum, Dennis dee, dum dum dum
    Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank
    Riding through the Fed
    Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank
    Redistributions what he said
    He gives to the poor
    And he takes from the rich
    Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank
    Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank
    Riding through the land
    Bwany Fwank, Bwany Fwank
    With his fairy brand
    He steals from the poor
    And gives to the rich
    Stupid bitch

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  11. You, sir, have insulted Eric Idle (Sir Robin) and his minstrels....by comparing them to Sultan Bu'raq al Obama.

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  12. Yea! At least I went after Dennis Moore!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLkhx0eqK5w

    OK after a review I've concluded tha tDennis moore was much more intelligent.

    my mistake.

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