Saturday, July 30, 2011

ODE TO OBAMA

(sung to the tune of Davy Crockett)

Born on a mountain top in Nairobi,
Joined the commies when he was only three.
His drunken daddy taught him how to hate us
in between bouts of boozy lust
Learned to read Marx and to tell a lie
Swore to destroy the US and do or die.

Obama, Barack Obama, Little Red Diaper Baby

Fought single handed against Osama,
turned it in to a great big drama,
fast-roped in, kicked in a door
chiseled himself into SEAL lore,
and declared himself a legend, forevermore.

Obama, Barack Obama, Constitutional Lecturer

He went off to the Senate and voted Present
Put himself under the green Crescent
Taking the government far to the Left
bowing to foreign leaders with great deft,
Eating Kobe beef and living large
his wife has an ass the size of a barge

Obama, Barack Obama, the Great Pretender

After four long years, his reign was done,
the ol US of A could no longer run
We was a screwed, his mission was through,
and he fixed to head out into the blue.
So he packed his gear, and his little red book,
lit out on the lam just like a crook.

Obama, Barack Obama, a heading back to Kenya.

THE MAN WHO SHOT OSAMA BIN LADEN

"anyone seen my seven shooter?"

15 comments:

  1. King Putz, the ultimate poser.

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  2. Davy Crocket's rolling in his grave. Blasphemy!

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  3. Eating Kobe beef and living large
    his wife has an ass the size of a barge

    That line is a great laugh. Who doe's tie the proverbial 2 x 4 to him anyway?

    Thanks Gunny

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  4. Damn your mangy hide. WHERE the hell was the SPEW ALERT????? bwahahahahaha

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  5. Excellente!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Gunny, I agree.

    (But why did you use the song of my childhood hero?)

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  7. The ode WE will give will be voting him OWT!!in 2012. We take back the SENATE--the WHITE HOUSE and SAVE AMERICA!----speaking of which see "Captain America-the first Avenger---excellant. We need to WAVE the flag--AGAIN! ---come on by Guns new post up.

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  8. A ten gallon hat holding one pint of brains.

    Lots of empty space in there.

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  9. TGP,

    Sorry brother but Davy would not mind the tune being used to skin a polecat!

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  10. R E,

    Thanks for the kudos. I don't even want to think about the 2x4 or anything else involving those two. YEEECH!

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  11. clyde,

    Sorry brother. Forgot! I was too busy laughing while I wrote it.

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  12. ferrellgummit,

    Thanks for the kudos.

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  13. Gray Ghost,

    Sorry but I think thagt Davy would approve of using "his" tune to dog a tyrant.

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  14. Gunnny,
    Funny post. I'll bet you had fun with this one.

    On a sad note, it's all true.

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