ODE TO OBAMA

(sung to the tune of Davy Crockett)

Born on a mountain top in Nairobi,
Joined the commies when he was only three.
His drunken daddy taught him how to hate us
in between bouts of boozy lust
Learned to read Marx and to tell a lie
Swore to destroy the US and do or die.

Obama, Barack Obama, Little Red Diaper Baby

Fought single handed against Osama,
turned it in to a great big drama,
fast-roped in, kicked in a door
chiseled himself into SEAL lore,
and declared himself a legend, forevermore.

Obama, Barack Obama, Constitutional Lecturer

He went off to the Senate and voted Present
Put himself under the green Crescent
Taking the government far to the Left
bowing to foreign leaders with great deft,
Eating Kobe beef and living large
his wife has an ass the size of a barge

Obama, Barack Obama, the Great Pretender

After four long years, his reign was done,
the ol US of A could no longer run
We was a screwed, his mission was through,
and he fixed to head out into the blue.
So he packed his gear, and his little red book,
lit out on the lam just like a crook.

Obama, Barack Obama, a heading back to Kenya.

THE MAN WHO SHOT OSAMA BIN LADEN

"anyone seen my seven shooter?"