Oddly enough, Comrade Douchebag was able to call Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffery Lurie and offer praise to Lurie for giving convicted felon and absolute scumbag Michael Vick a second chance to play football in the National Felon League. After all, Vick only ran a dog fighting ring that resulted in dead and maimed dogs, and all for money. Maybe Comrade Douchebag was too busy golfing or on smoke breaks to call a mother and tell her that her son's sacrifice was not in vain.
HER MOTHER ON 9/11.
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