THE KENYAN'S TEN COMMANDMENTS

I.  Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain but knoweth that, "I AM THAT I WON".

II.  Thou shalt have no god in America but Barack. That is, He who descended from the sky at Invesco Field.

III.  Thou shalt not praise any other god except "I AM THAT I WON" unless it is Allah, my god.

VI.  Thou shalt empty thine pockets on Barack Day, April 15th, and keep naught from thy lord.

V.  Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old or too sick, then thouest must turn them over to Herr Doktor Emanuel and the death panels lest they cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless it is an abortion. It is a sin to punish thy daughter with a mistake.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thine are a Liberal or Bill Clinton. All Democrats are sinless for all of their lies, infidelities, perversions, and immoralities. All others suffer damnation by resigning their political or military careers.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until thine is a liberal. Only then may thine take money from hard-working citizens and give it to illegal immigrants, or those to stupid or lazy to better their own situations.

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are white, Christian, Jewish, or Conservative.

X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's property for I will place such a heavy tax burden on them and thou that soon, all will have naught but what thy god, I AM THAT I WON, giveth.

ALL BOW DOWN TO THE LORD OF THE EUNUCHS (LIBERALS)