Thursday, January 6, 2011

THE KENYAN'S TEN COMMANDMENTS

I.  Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain but knoweth that, "I AM THAT I WON".

II.  Thou shalt have no god in America but Barack. That is, He who descended from the sky at Invesco Field.

III.  Thou shalt not praise any other god except "I AM THAT I WON" unless it is Allah, my god.

VI.  Thou shalt empty thine pockets on Barack Day, April 15th, and keep naught from thy lord.

V.  Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old or too sick, then thouest must turn them over to Herr Doktor Emanuel and the death panels lest they cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless it is an abortion. It is a sin to punish thy daughter with a mistake.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thine are a Liberal or Bill Clinton. All Democrats are sinless for all of their lies, infidelities, perversions, and immoralities. All others suffer damnation by resigning their political or military careers.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until thine is a liberal. Only then may thine take money from hard-working citizens and give it to illegal immigrants, or those to stupid or lazy to better their own situations.

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are white, Christian, Jewish, or Conservative.

X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's property for I will place such a heavy tax burden on them and thou that soon, all will have naught but what thy god, I AM THAT I WON, giveth.


ALL BOW DOWN TO THE LORD OF THE EUNUCHS (LIBERALS)

12 comments:

  1. The messiah Obamanation! Ah, far beit for me to correct you, but shouldn't the be a lower case "G" in II.?

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  2. Funny. The left said, "Bush lied, soldiers died."
    Actually Bush didn't lie. WMD's were found in Iraq. But the anti-Americans continue to paint Bush as a liar.
    Now when Hillary lied about spiraling down through anti-aircraft fire and then running for the cover of a hangar through sniper fire she ..."just mis-spoke"....
    Or the Senator from Conn. who referred to his Marine service in Viet Nam... misspoke...
    How come John Kerry's self inflicted Purple Heart wounds were never mentioned?
    Or John Edwards?
    Perhaps qualification for membership in the Democrat Party is tenure at the Liars Club

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  3. Jim,

    That's a sharp eye you got. Please note the change. Kudos.

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  4. Buck,

    BINGO!

    Moreover, WIKILEAKS proved that there WAS 500 tons of yellowcake, thus proving that Joe Wilson is a lying SOB.

    Sidenote: Saw the liberal pig in Sante Fe when he and his libpig were living there, flipped em the bird and the skivvie stain's scowl was priceless.

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  5. Good grief. Gunny,you'll certainly head for hell comparing the bateared prick to ANY god.Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  6. hahaha what an effing joke you are Mr Pinkstain. You absolutely drag Julian Assange through the dirt, this is until today when you find some of the information that he released suitable to your point of view. Then his cables reputable, patriotic and a service to America!

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  7. This was an hilarious post Gunny. And wouldn't Obama love to have it this way?

    Also thanks a bunch for flipping Joe Wilson off. He more than deserved it!!

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  8. The Obammabots just keep on fawning with the rest of the liberal lemmings. Goood greif-they even are looking to re-instate "nanny dearest" PeeLOUSY as house speaker!!!can anyone say--enough already??and do not get me started on Kerry!!

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  9. Clyde,

    HAHA! No, hell is reserved for liberals and perverts, but I digress.

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  10. libstain,

    Thanks for the comment, I love hearing from you pointy-eared moonbats.

    I did not endorse Assange, I said he may have done America a favor exposing the corruption of this regime in their foreign dealings. Odd that you don't have any issues with that but then again, you liberals have your brown noses so close to Obama's ass that you can tell what he had for dinner the night before.

    BTW, I'm all for hanging Assange AND Manning, along with a host of other liberal traitors, in and out of government.

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  11. Nanna,

    By bro-in-law was laughing so hard, he could not believe I did that! The hell with joe and his hag, just more liberal traitors.

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  12. 8th Man,

    just goes to show that liberalism IS a mental disease.

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