Friday, December 31, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE A CONSERVATIVE IF YOU

1. can clearly espouse what Conservatism IS and WHAT our beliefs/values are.

2. think that government should be limited to what the Constitution allows.

3. believe that America is an exceptional country and being born here is a windfall.

4. think that personal responsibility/accountability is a necessity of a responsible citizenry.

5. believe that the US Military is a profession of honor, courage, and national service.

6. think that national defense and border security go hand-in-hand.

7. believe that judges interpret the law, not write it or override the will of the people in elections.

8. believe that everyone is born equal but not everyone is going to make the same amount of money, live the same lifestyle, enjoy fame or fortune, or deserves to.

9. believe that morals are absolute, not relative and honesty is still the best policy.

10. believe that it isn’t racism to call out or point out injustice/crimes when done by people of color.

11. believe that profiling works and politically correctness is pure liberal bullshit.

12. believe that we are at war with Islam because they have been at war with us since the Barbary Pirates.

13. believe that LIBERAL is an acronym for: Liars Ignoring Basic Ethics Rules and Laws.

14. believe that Sir Golfsalot’s flaccid presidency has done nothing more than resurrect the flopping corpse of FDR’s New "Raw" Deal and mated it with the British National Health Service and the Great Society, in a foul ménage à trois to try to drop kick us into the liberal’s dream of socialism and big government.

15.  believe that the President, the Congress, and the Senate work for US, not the other way around.

16.  believe that the Constitution is the greatest document conceived by man and not "a charter of negative liberties" as Obama thinks.

17.  believe that our inalienable rights are just that.

18.  believe that the rule of law is better than the rule of man.

19.  believe that liberalism espouses and promotes greed, hatred, and class/envy/race warfare.

20.  believe that liberalism robs the productive to reward the lazy and cripples the entire society as a result.

6 comments:

  1. #8: "We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal.."

    All men are CREATED equal. That's the stumbling block for the libs. In their mad rush to "level the playing field" and exact "social justice" they are losing sight of "created".
    True, all men are created equal; but from birth forward their equality depends on their character, ethics and morals.

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  2. Correction to #12....
    Islam has been at war with us (us as in all non-muzzies) for 13 centuries +

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  3. Craw,

    I was relating it to the US but you're right, they HAVE been at war with us (infidels) for at least that long.

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  4. Gee, looks like I'm a conservative. Who wooda thunk it?

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  5. Not only am I a conservative, I have never been a Lib (even when I was young and stupid).

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