THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER - THE OBAMA YEARS

The ant works hard, starting in the spring and throughout the withering heat of summer, ignoring the global warming, and into the fall, prepping for winter. The ant pays their bills, work on the maintenance of his/her house, gets up and goes to work every day, and lays up supplies for the winter. The ant works, raises little ants, serves theie country while the grasshopper votes for hope and change and laughs at the ant, while they collect "free" money from Obama’s stash. They [the grasshopper] listens to far left bobbleheads like Chrissy Matthew and Rachel Madcow, who say everything is alright under their messiah’s rule and calls the Tea Party racist scum while SS Sturmbannfuerher Schultz calls for violence against them.

The grasshoppers think the ants are racist teabaggers because he speaks out against Obama’s socialism, lack of experience, love of tyrants, and hatred of the United States of America. Thus does the grasshopper laugh, and dance, and screws around all summer long, knowing that he is taken care of by ninety-weeks of unemployment and then welfare and his EBT swipe cared. The grasshopper takes out a home equity loan on his over-priced house that he bought using an ARM, and parties like its 1999, buying two new cars, a motorcycle, an ATV, and assorted other expensive items. The grasshopper also likes to spend his time reporting his ant neighbors to the regime via AttackWatch, a page of snitching on people taken from the Wilson and Hitler regimes.

The grasshopper who has not made a mortgage payment in six months gets a home foreclosure notice in October and he realizes that he is screwed because he was counting on his house doubling in value so he could refinance to make the mortgage payment. He hears Obama on TV blaming Bush and the Republicans and that the Tea Party is a bunch of racists holding him back and ignores the facts that it was grasshoppers Barney Fwank and Chris Dodd who did it all.

The crap really hits the fan for the grasshoppers when it is realized that the true unemployment rate among them is 25% thanks to Obama and his EPA goons enforcing the thousands of regulations that Obama's grasshopper Regulatory Czar Cass Sunstein has invoked but they catch Obama’s latest speech calling for the grasshopper’s to take off their slippers, put their shoes on, and march with him and believe their messiah once again! The flashmobs gin up their hatred for the ants, attacking them willy-nilly at the Wisconsin State Fair, downtown Filthadelphia, New York City, Chicago, and other degenerative cities heavily grasshopperized. President Obama holds a town hall meeting stating that the grasshoppers were the victims of years and years of ant Republican greed and tax cuts and Reverend Jeremiah Wright is there along with Al "twanda brawley" Sharpton, Jesse "love child" Jackson, and Farrakhan to blame it all on the evil white ants and their flawed Constitution.

The grasshoppers revolt nationwide, holding union protests, taking ants hostage, attacking mainly white ants hither and yon, protesting on the private property of non-union worker ants, CEOs, managers, and anyone else not connected with purple-shirted union thugs. Meanwhile, the flashmobs raises the ante by running amok, shooting and beating mostly white ants to a pulp, as the Obama Administration looks the other way, with the DOJ grasshopper refusing to punish "his grasshoppers". The anger in the white ant and other decent ant groups grows as they realize that they are not represented in their government and they are soon joined by the ant-majority military who are sick of the grasshoppers cutting their funds, starting new wars, betraying them, and performing social experiments with them.

One day, a flashmob picks on the wrong ant crowd, who pulls out their firearms, carried with zeal under the Second Amendment, and shoots down the grasshoppers before they can harm any of the ants. Obama is outraged and calls on his grasshoppers at the DOJ and ATF to crack down on the ant population only to realize that the ant-majority military has turned against him and his grasshopper majority administration. All hell breaks loose across the nation, as parasitic grasshoppers are shot down without mercy as they riot and burn and destroy and loot and those that do surrender soon find themselves on Grasshopper Island, located off of the coast of southern Cuba.

The violence sweeps the nation but as sections of the nation are de-grasshopperized, the economy seems to start up anew, as businesses flourish without the grasshopper-run EPAs interference and the environmental tree hugging grasshoppers now find themselves working to protect the flora and fauna on Grasshopper Island, vice against businesses, as the hordes of their parasitic kin, who destroy everything that they touch, run amok on Grasshopper Island. Soon, America’s ants find their energy prices are down as new oil flows from oil fields long put off limits by the grasshoppers and coal, once declared a no-no by the Obama grasshopper regime, is being mined, and jobs soar as unemployment plummets. Food prices also drop drastically as stupid grasshopper schemes like ethanol are ended and cheaper diesel fuel allows farmer’s to work cheaper and thus, charge less for their crops. America beings to ascend again and even the military is changed as they run the grasshopper trained non-hacking gutless perfumed princes and princesses out and bring back the warrior ethos of previous ant leaders and our enemies, mostly grasshoppers themselves, who existed on foreign aid from the ants, are now cut off and struggling to survive. Taxes fall as fiscally conservative ants take over the government and states take charge of their land as the Federal government returns to the Constitution, as the Founders intended. The population is happy as grasshopper induced violent crime goes away and crime rates drop to almost nil.

The ants soon write legislation that prevents any grasshoppers from immigrating into the US and returned schools to educating Americans about their REAL history, banishing grasshopper revisionist history from being taught ever again, and America thrived and lived happily ever after.