Monday, August 8, 2011


Chronicler: "Between the times when the oceans rose and drank New York City and the rise of the Sons of China, there was a nightmarish age undreamed of. And onto this, came Obama, petulant, angry, sullen-eyed, a thief, a racist, a slayer of jobs, with enormous hatred, destined to trod the once great nation of the United States beneath his sandaled feet. It is I, his chronicler who alone can thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high inflation..."

(Dramatic Conan music)

(Scene 1)

Subati: "The DOW is down 634 points..."


Subati: "The S&P fell 6.66 percent today..."

Brythunia: "Did Soros make one billion dollars betting on the downgrade?"

Theos: "I think so. The Fed is forced to consider fresh 'stimulus'".



(via El Rushbo)


  1. Oh how I wish to meet him in mortal combat!

  2. Obama with an axe, that would be rich. First off, he'd actually have to figure out what it was. That would take a while, he'd have to identify it before figuring out who to appointed as an Axe "Czar". And since the person he appointed will probably be comparable to all his other "Czars", their scope of knowledge in the area they were appointed to advise him about is limited to an article or picture they once saw in the NYT or on LSD/MSNBC. After a month of discussing how the axe worked(And a couple hundred rounds of golf...) he might actually be ready to fight. And with the first swing he'd either split his foot in half or cut his whole damn leg off. Of course, he would survive thanks to his taxpayer financed and tax exempt "cadillac" health plan, and have a press release immediately after being discharged from the hospital(Unless he feels healthy enough to get a round of golf in beforehand), get in front of a teleprompter(Or twelve, gotta have a backup or two ya know, especially considering that his speeches turn into incoherent messes when he loses his feed.), and proceed to blame Bush and the Tea Party.

    That's our president, the leader of the most powerful nation in the world. Wow, how far we have fallen...

  3. The New American Revolution has been banned so here are his last thoughts (why the ban tho)

    Fuck mortal kombat how bout a little bit more real version*. This is how the end of the world looks today brothers, we have riots in greece, riots in London, soon riots in the good ol US of A. All of the comments from the crAP and a few other agencies seemed odd. All of them had references of a warzone, out of control, police could not do anything, and the best of all was the "Phillips claimed rioters were motivated by distrust of the police, and drew a link between the rage on London's street and insurgent right-wing politics in the United States. "In America you have the tea party, in England you've got this," he said." Sorry Gunny but Fuck that. Any of those whiny snot nosed bastards tried it in any state with a CCW permit there would be a lot less cleanup just a little bit messier.
    Oh yea in case you missed it we are refered to as insurgents_again_. This mess is coming and I dread the day it arrives. But at least we get to play the blame game and the dems and rinos that wet there pants when a true patriot walks in the room, are guilty ones.

    " I will gladly go to war with my government in order to save my country"_ Chris Berry

    * Attn all DHOS, FBI, SLEAZIA, or whatever bozo outfits you are running I meant no harm mentally, physically, religiously to the falling king.

  4. Thussly spake Barack the Destroyer as he swooped down upon all with his parasitic legions, leaving not one farthing behind while treating with the most vile of enemies.

  5. Gunny,

    Actually, I believe I prefer "Obamagedden" over the "Barakalypse". Obamagedden brings to mind the idea of good vs. evil. And looking at the Obamanites and the Liberal/Democrats/Socialists we can all see their EVIL. In some cases their evil is almost unbelievable.

    However, that being said, I would not argue with your terminology or the satire in your article. Right now, I am worried about the chances of a "race" war or an uprising by welfare recipients. I believe that as our country goes bankrupt under the Obama, the Democrats, and the Rinos, that the entitlement crowd will be inspired by the Liberals to perform more "class warfare" actions similar to what we saw at the Wisconsin state fair.

    PS: For 10th Generation, I doubt that you will get your wish. He would probably pee in his pants, scream like a little girl, and faint.

  6. Barackalypse Now. Apropos.

  7. Oh, yes, it's ALL Obama's fault. Nobody but Obama 24/7. Forever.

    Mortal Combat? I'm sure Tenth, some other Obama-hater has already morphed Mortal Combat so that you can kill the President. Shall I search the web for you so that you could, in your fantasy world, assassinate the President?

  8. New American Rev,

    I have no idea what ban you are talking about. I only ban the anonymous loons from the Left who are so unhinged, it is not worth the bother.

    I agree, we ARE being demonized by the Left and Obama because BLAME and ad hominem attacks are ALL THEY HAVE LEFT!

  9. Buck,

    That might go into the Obama book of Legends! After all, he IS a legend in his own mind.

  10. Gray Ghost,

    Indeed. I saw today where the Mayor of Filthadelphia told black teens they have "damaged their race."

    He simply doesn't get the melting pot thing.

  11. mud_rake,

    Yeah stupid, it IS his fault. He has been in office for 33 MONTHS! When DOES he plan to take charge?

  12. Mud,

    I have no interest in computer games. I believe Gray Ghost has Obama's number.