THIS JUST IN ON THE LIBERALISM VIRUS

In an AMAZING breakthrough, VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) scientists, located in an underground complex in Area 47 have solid proof that the Liberalism virus not only affects the lib's body but also their brain, small as they are!

Here is the Head Jackass herself exposing the validity of the VRWC's scientists...

"Well, we're going to focus on what we know is the number one priorities on Americans ease minds right now, that is creating jobs and continuing to get this economy turned around. If we have to drag the Republicans with us, then we'll do that, but, you know, it's been a whole lot of months, eight months they have controlled the house with no jobs bills coming to the Floor. Hopefully now with this compromise on the debt ceiling behind us, with the opportunity, with the economic to sit down and focus on longer-term deficit reduction that will have some balance and ask some sacrifice for our most fortunate." Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) and Head Jackass of the Dummycrat Nutbag Complex

Then:

"We're creating jobs each month in the private sector."
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You see fellow Americans, the virus probably enters through the anus of the victim, usually when they are standing around with their fellow Union thugs with their thumbs up their asses or, as likely in the case of many libs, the insertion of their heads into the rectums drags the virus inside.

Then, the virus causes them to move with zombie-like precision when a lib speaks, nodding at all of the right moments and mouthing asinine slogans and bumperstickerisms like, "Yes we can!" and "Hopey/Changey." The virus most likely infects the eyes and brain at the same time, causing the liberal to avoid seeing things like a crashing economy, rising unemployment, rising food prices, gas prices, and a pissed off populace even as it causes the brain tell their oral sewers to say stupid shate like the nutbag from the DNC said today.

"We're turning the corner on the economy!"

HOLY DOG SQUEEZE folks, that is one LOOONNNNGGGGGGGGG corner and we've been turning it since The Tyrant bleated about it back in 2009 (right after he blamed Bush again). The virus also INSTANTLY attacks the reasoning center in a lib's brain, again, such as it is, because Republicans have only had the House for six months while the Dummycrats under Nutsy Baloney had it since 2007 and never submitted a jobs bill NOR a budget in the time they infested the House.

Indeed, it appears that the virus bores holes inside the liberal's brain much like bacteria bore holes in Swiss cheese that allows facts like a 9.2% unemployment rate (actually about 16%), over 66,000 lay-off notices that went out last month, the worst week on Wall Street since 2008, and a 2 year LOW on US manufacturing, to sail through from one ear to another, without meeting any resistance. Indeed, current tests on captured libs reveal that 99.9% of facts pass through their brain without catching hold and over 90% of what they see is filtered out by some sort of matter that prevents them from understanding factual data put in front of their faces.

Doctor Zhivago, Head of the Cranial Dissection Division of the VRWC Labs had this to say: "it appears that once the virus enters the brain, it bores holes in it and as the virus gains the upper hand, it turns the entire contents to a sludgy brown mush not unlike the oil in a car that has never had its oil changed! One can only surmise how much damage this virus has done to the nation over the many decades but we will one find a vaccine to prevent liberalism. God willing."

So we have been wrong fellow patriots as we blame liberals for simply being stupid morons without a clue and lost in the sauce of life but in reality, they are infected with a deadly virus that rots them from the inside out! Currently, the VRWC Labs is field testing a device that can spot a lib at 100 yards, even if they aren't driving a Prius or a Volvo and don't have the prerequisite "I [heart] Obama bumper sticker in place. This will help the patriots perform tests on inbound refugees from Lib Land as to who is salvageable and who needs to be sent back into the Hell of Liberalism.

"UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS EQUAL JOB CREATION..."

(NUTSY BALONEY SANS MAKEUP)

Gunny G, at the VRWC Labs, out for now.