Monday, August 22, 2011

WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY GOTTA BLAME

someone else in a heartbeat, GET BLAME AWAY...RIGHT AWAY!


"Man, when I'm up there and the teleprompter craps out, or a tough unscripted question comes my way, that my handler David Axlerod hasn't given me the answer for, or someone like Putin comes to town and pulls my punk card, I reach for Blame Away ASAP! Nothing helps like passing the buck, blaming someone else, and after a few squirts in the air, the Lapdog Media is wagging their tails like a little puppy dog and BINGO! my poll numbers go up." Barack Oblamo


"WHEW! I THANK MARX FOR BLAME AWAY EVERY DAY
ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M FACING TEA PARTIERS!"


BLAME AWAY is a product of the Obama Industries, a subsidiary of the Soros-owned DNC, located in the bowels of the White House with fresh sewage trucked in daily from Chicago. Union made by SEIU!

11 comments:

  1. Methinks the battery on that thing is crapping out

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  2. Contents: DNC Kool-aid

    Keep in reach of children

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  3. Gunny,

    I don't see the Turd's poll numbers going up no matter how much BS he sprays in the air. He has finally hit the slide, and he ain't going back up.

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  4. Blame Away. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Good stuff.

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  5. Gunny, in one sense you and I are in disagreement. Blaming everyone else doesn't seem to working now for O'Vomit. Even the entitlement crowd seem to be turning a deaf ear to O'Vomit's rants of "It's everyone's fault but me."

    Of course, we are actually not in disagreement. We are both saying the same thing; i.e., O'Vomit blames everyone but himself.

    However, I do like the "Blame Away" bottle display. Do you think that they make it in an engineering version?

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  6. The Craw,

    It would not surprise me, Obama has been using this thing 24/7/365!

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  7. Sepp,

    HAHA! The libs take it through an IV or an enema, in Bonnie Fwank's case.

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  8. But ya gotta admit BA got BO thru ever how old the illegal kenyan is years of AA attaboy back patting and being told he's still a good boy and even though he thought 2+2=5 he still gets an AA rating and to be totus.

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  9. This Kenyan pocket-poodle will have to whack Bin Laden at least five or six more times just to keep his approval ratings from sinking even more.

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  10. R E,

    Back on my old TH blog, I stated that Oblamo wanted to be the POTUS, he didn't really want to BE potus, which is how it turned out. He is the ultimate example of how affirmative action sucks.

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  11. J Lupoli,

    Thanks for the comment and you're right, although I think that the SS Oblamo has taken one too many torpedo hits. I'm of the opinion his level of voter fraud in 2012 will reach stunning levels, even for the Libtards.

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