ALL HAIL THE TSA

A recent study stated that 1 in 5 Americans has a mental disease. Oddly enough, Gallup polls usually show that about 20% of Americans declare themselves to be liberals. Weird huh? What is even stranger is that that 20% is running the DHS/TSA at the top, i.e., Nutbag Napolitano.

Let’s examine some of the successes of the TSA since their creation.

1. Posting their security manual online. Classic. It is always a boon to the terrorist to know the security procedures. Usually terrorists have to post recon elements to observe their target’s security procedures, which puts them at risk of getting spotted and counter-surveilled by security personnel. That is Anti-Terrorism 101 and why random security security procedures work so well. The TSA took out the middle man and let the terrorists know exactly what was coming. Awesome.

2. The shoebomber Richard Reid, possibly the ugliest human on the face of the earth, was only busted by the passengers who subdued him. But the TSA and the Federal Gov’t, in their infinite wisdom, have forced millions of passengers to take their shoes off as they go through security. Aren’t there dogs who sniff bombs? Are there not machines that can sniff explosives? Wait, we can’t do that because Muslims don’t like dogs and the ACLU might sue. Oh, and at Detroit, the passengers who had subdued Reid, were held in the baggage area for over five hours until the FBI interviewed them. No food. No phone calls. Americans treated like criminals. Even the pilot was hassled. Gee, had he wanted to, he could've crashed the plane. Duh.

3. The skivvie bomber. One, his father went to the American embassy to warn against his son’s affiliation with al Qaeda and it was evidently ignored and two, the clown botched it, security did not catch it. Perhaps best of all, they DID manage to read him his Miranda Rights. Thank God for that. BTW, the skivvie bomber had no passport. You think someone might have caught that way before he got on the plane?

4. We STILL can’t scan cargo but we can grab crotches and force women to reveal their prosthetic breasts. GO TSA!

5. TSA is currently considering Council on American-Islamic Relations requests for special procedures for screening Muslim women. Guess what, they get to PAT THEMSELVES DOWN! Oh yeah, THAT is gonna work. (Proposed by Mohamed Elibiary, now a member of the Homeland Security Advisory Council! What's next for this regime, putting Taliban Johnny Lindh on the Joint Chies of Staff!?)

6. The TSA made a mother drink her own breast milk.

7. The TSA says that terrorists have discussed putting explosives in prosthetics. And they've used womb bombs as well. Do we ALL need cavity searches? (Barney Frank nods yes) And since 2001, there have been no arrests of any American citizen getting on a flight in the United States, with the intent to commit an act of terrorism. ONWARD TSA CROTCH GRABS! (BTW, it appears that Barney Frank is flying incessantly now and opting-out.)

The Gunny studied the Israeli model back in 2003-2004, when he was working for a security professional credential. Oddly enough, they have NOT had ONE INCIDENT since the 70’s. It is called security-in-depth.

1. At the terminal entrance, armed security personnel keep a close watch on those who enter the buildings.
2. Plainclothes personnel (armed) patrol the area outside the terminal.
3. Hidden surveillance cameras operate at all times.
4. ANYONE looking nervous or suspicious, gets chatted up to further assess their intentions.
5. Inside the terminal, uniformed and plainclothes officers patrol at all times.
6. Departing passengers are personally questioned by security agents even before arriving at the check-in desk.
7. Baggage is placed through an X-ray machine unless the person is assessed as a low risk and they get passed straight through to the check-in desks!
8. Checked baggage is put in a pressure chamber to trigger any possible explosive devices.
9. Passengers continue through to personal security and passport control.
10. El Al puts at least one armed, plainclothes sky marshal on all its flights. Here in America, we can’t use retired military, for example, because many of them are over 40 by the time they are sworn-in and that violates... federal law. Kinda sorta a waste of a skilled asset huh and thus, many of our flights are sans a flight marshal.
11. THEY PROFILE. Oh oh, the ACLU, CAIR, the SPLC, and the Left won’t like that.

In a nutshell, NO ONE gets to the check-in counter until they’ve been checked but afterwards, they don’t have to remove their shoes, give up their toothpaste, their nose-hair scissors, or their bottle of water or get to enjoy a crotch grab! The TSA is just another sinkhole for money that has people doing jobs of little or no value to its security mission but it does manage to SNAFU the flying experience. Government to the rescue again. 

And evidently, there are no folks with prosthetic devices in Israel because they don't use that as an excuse.

Top down, bottom up, and inside-out, the Left’s game plan. Make it a HASSLE to travel. Keep you in one place. Aggravate the masses. Hamper airline commerce. All in the name of security. If it violates the Fourth Amendment, WHO CARES!

BTW, Obama says he feels our pain and Baghdad Bob Gibbs says suck it up. Have any of these elitists gone through this? Evidently not.

Dear Barry, as a Constitutional scholar (HAHAHA), here is a refresher:

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."





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