EXCERPT: "A staffer for a congressional Democrat who came up short on Tuesday reports that a team of about five people stopped by their offices this morning to talk about payroll, benefits, writing a résumé, and so forth, with staffers who are now job hunting. But one of the staffers was described as a "counselor" to help with the emotional aspect of the loss — and a section in the packet each staffer was given dealt with the stages of grief (for instance, Stage One being anger, and so on). "It was like it was about death," the staffer said. "It was bizarre." The staffer did say the portions about the benefits and résumé writing were instructive."
It is funny how the Left suddenly wants to get along with the GOP.
The 5 stages of liberal grief has now been determined by the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy doctors in our underground HQ, at a undisclosed location to be:
1. Blame the STUPID VOTERS for everything.
2. Blame the STUPID American people for not understanding King Obammy's "message."
3. Blame America, try to be nice to the Right, and TRY to be bipartisan.
4. Blame it all on the economy Bush created and King Obammy inherited.
5. Blame it all on Bush.
(Repeat cycle each election loss)
Maybe we need to send in R. Lee Ermey to "counsel" these grief-stricken pansies.
Hey Lib Staffers, need a job? The Gunny has one for you and guess what? ITS SHOVEL READY!
1 LIB + 1 SHOVEL + HORSECRAP = A JOB
BTW LIBS, YOUR THERAPIST IS ON THE WAY!
"SUCK IT UP YOU LIBERAL BEDWETTERS!"
Better put the Leftists on suicide watch in 2012...on second thought, no.
If they don't have the same job back in two years I'm sure they'll have it in four. I bet all the libs thought they had lifetime jobs when republicans got shut out in 06 and 08
ReplyDeleteLove this one Gunny, This really shows the left for what they are. They are really laughable. If the rolls were reversed (like 2008) they would be gloating and saying "elections have consequinces", and "I won!"
ReplyDeletepushpins,
ReplyDeleteAs the saying goes, "news of our death [conservatives] was greatly exaggerated [in 2008]."
Nanna,
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Nothing like rubbing a little salt into the wound as I sip my steaming mug of Schadenfreude!
Screw bipartisanship. Hey,asshat libs,WE FACKING WON. Get over it. ANY R that wants to "compromise"with the shitmunches needs to have their asses kicked. HARD.
ReplyDeleteClyde,
ReplyDeleteI agree. NO COMPROMISE ANYMORE!
You are so mean spirit! I'm going to have to teach you to be nice to these poor liberals that lost their jobs because of those mean TEA Partiers.
ReplyDeleteSo Repeat after me:
"I'm so sorry you lost you job...Liberal wackjob!"
"Here, have a tissue, ya bed wetting cry baby!'
" Let me help direct you find a job, go down to the pier, and start walking down the pier, don't stop!"
They're in a panic. They planned to be career suck at the public trough, paper shufflers. Get a real job losers. Not much call in the private sector for professional ass kissers. As a side skill maybe, but if that's all you do, like a politician's staff member, you're gonna be hurtin. Bwa ahahahahahahah.
ReplyDeleteThe definition of a nano second is how long it would take me to slam dunk a resume from a "staffer" into the shitcan.
Jim,
ReplyDeleteOnly send them down to the pier AFTER you wrap them in 50 lbs of chains! haha
Navyvet,
ReplyDeleteMy buddy in the know tells me that many of these punks come out of law school and go straight to these scamming jobs. I'm sure that Soros will hier many of them for shateholes like Media Matters!
I have only one thing to say to the departing Democrats and their retard staff...
ReplyDeleteA.M.F.
Semper Fi
Clyde nailed it.
ReplyDeleteThe Demd response to the Repubs was
"we won , get used to it"
What goes around comes around.
I recommend a bit of bipartisonship for the lying lefty losers. In the current sense of our nanny state a trade; put crappy pictures on cigarette pkging in exchange for this, all who voted for Obama in 08 must get a big "L" for loser tatoo on their foreheads.
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