EXCERPT: "A staffer for a congressional Democrat who came up short on Tuesday reports that a team of about five people stopped by their offices this morning to talk about payroll, benefits, writing a résumé, and so forth, with staffers who are now job hunting. But one of the staffers was described as a "counselor" to help with the emotional aspect of the loss — and a section in the packet each staffer was given dealt with the stages of grief (for instance, Stage One being anger, and so on). "It was like it was about death," the staffer said. "It was bizarre." The staffer did say the portions about the benefits and résumé writing were instructive."
It is funny how the Left suddenly wants to get along with the GOP.
The 5 stages of liberal grief has now been determined by the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy doctors in our underground HQ, at a undisclosed location to be:
1. Blame the STUPID VOTERS for everything.
2. Blame the STUPID American people for not understanding King Obammy's "message."
3. Blame America, try to be nice to the Right, and TRY to be bipartisan.
4. Blame it all on the economy Bush created and King Obammy inherited.
5. Blame it all on Bush.
(Repeat cycle each election loss)
Maybe we need to send in R. Lee Ermey to "counsel" these grief-stricken pansies.
Hey Lib Staffers, need a job? The Gunny has one for you and guess what? ITS SHOVEL READY!
"SUCK IT UP YOU LIBERAL BEDWETTERS!"
Better put the Leftists on suicide watch in 2012...on second thought, no.