Tuesday, November 23, 2010

AMERICAN INGENUITY RISES TO THE CHALLENGE


GUARANTEED TO CORNER THE MARKET ON SAFE AND SANE FLYING

12 comments:

  1. Juan Willams approved! Good stuff.You and your family,and all the folks who come here have a great Thanksgiving. BTW,left you something at your dead drop.

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  2. This sounds like a great idea to me Gunny!!

    I just read where CAIR has issued a Fatwa against the scanners. Muslims can't use them, and they want the women to be able to PAT THEMSELVES DOWN!!
    If Janet Nepolatano(sp)lets this stand, there ought to be an uprising like we haven't seen in this country thus far.

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  3. There was a joke about an Israeli scanning device that detonates all hidden explosives when the subject is scanned,

    CAIR demands of others that which they refuse to accept. Sounds like some other groups I know of.

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  4. The snack served will be pork rinds with bacon and shrimp in first class.

    The seats will be upholstered in pig skin.

    Rin Tin Tin and Lassie will personally greet each passenger.

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  5. Forgot to say Happy Thanksgiving. Thankful for what we have. Many aren't as fortunate as we are. And as of now at least, when we don't like something, we can still fight it!
    As for me, and mine, we are warm ,dry, and comfortable, and we aren't hungry. I hope you are as blessed as we are.

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  6. free booze, too!

    Pack Rat,
    how about making all passengers go (one at a time) through an isolated room to get to the gate area. That room would be armored against blasts and would have bomb and contraband sniffing equipment in operation. If the MIQ (muslim in question) blows up, the passengers will be inconvenienced until the room can be hosed out.

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  7. clyde,

    Got it. Best to you and yours tomorrow. But remember, this fight ain't over until we make Michael Mooreon squeal!

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  8. Nanna,

    That idea was floated by Barry's muslim advisor to DHS. Well hell, Congress is exempting themselves from it, so why not Muslims too? The only criminals this regime sees is whitey.

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  9. Pack Rat,

    Yeah, that Congress huh? Exempting themselves from paying taxes, going through security, Social Security, and other onerous things WE have to put up with.

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  10. Pack Rat,

    Also, FREE bacon while you wait to board! haha. Bacon flavored drinks, bacon flavored food, the scent of bacon in the air while in flight... Only my Jewish friends can opt-out of that! haha

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  11. Nanna,

    Indeed. And the best to you and yours. Next year under this regime, things may be far different.

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  12. Crawfish,

    HAHA! Add radio freqs into that mix in order to detonate anything "internal" as well, i.e., womb bombs.

    I'm all for freedom but I could get behind something wherein all resident aliens and illegal alien muslims get a one-way ticket back to whatever hell they came from. CAIR and the rest of those orgs banished as subversive.

    "All Muslims aren't terrorists but all terrorists are muslims."

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