THOSE POOR POOR LIBERALS

The Gunny was out on the porch last night, smoking a stogie, with a double Bushmills, reflecting on his treatment of liberals over the last several years. Brutal. Crushing. Devastating. In fact, it was Eric who stated: "The Anti Liberal Zone has all of the subtlety of a battering ram!" (now back in the header)

Has the Gunny been too hard on those poor poor libs? Should he cut them more slack?
Consider this:

1.  They voted for a metrosexual weenie boy who is not only NOT an American (he's Kenyan), but he's not even Christian (he's Muslim). That is troubling.

2.  They voted for someone that the Lapdog Media said was eloquent, sharp, clean, but when TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) breaks down, it becomes a concert of ers, ahs, ums, duhs, and dohs! Disconcerting at the very least.

3.  They crowed after Election 2008 that Conservatism was dead only to experience the Conservative phoenix arise, gather momentum, and begin to steamroller their drones, even taking Ted Drunkennedy's seat!

4.  They experienced not only the death of Chappaquiddick Ted but also of Haditha Murtha, who, like most liberals, enjoys spitting on the troops, literally and figuratively. That had to hurt!

5.  They experienced the decline and fall of Owl Gore! He who explored Tipper's throat with his tongue on stage before the world is now being divorced (after his sex scandal antics came to light-Tipper, unlike Hitlery, don't play).

6.  They witnessed the hoax of gloBULL warming, gloBULL cooling, and climate change being exposed as well, a hoax. EGADS MAN, THE RIGHT WAS...RIGHT! Oh the horrors. Oh the HUMANITY!

7.  They were exposed to the fact that Keynesian economics really IS an utter failure. That you really CAN'T spend your way out of debt, even if Gaffes Biden, possibly dumber than Robert Gibbs, says so.

8.  They saw Baghdad Bob aka Robert Gibbs tilt at the propaganda windmill for Imam OBlamea Bush...and fail.

9.  They have heard, time and again, Imam Oblamea Bush the First, blame Bush, and then go play golf for, say, the 800th time since he took office.

10.  They have seen with their own eyes, Imam Oblamea Bush the First (and last) go on vacation, over and over and over and over and over and over...

11.  They smelled the grilling of $100.00 a pound Kobe beef at the White House, on date night, bought and paid for by tax dollars, while they choked down tofu cubes, millet cakes and washed it down with estrogen filled soy milk.

12.  They watch as the economy melts down, with Imam Oblamea Bush I telling them that it "could be worse" as nothing is done.

13.  They watched, horrified, as their Imam's approval number plummeted into the 30s after actions and statements like this angered Joe and Jane Sixpack: "It's not surprising that somebody like a Mr. Beck is able to stir up a certain portion of the country." Imam Oblamea Bush on the 8/28 rally.

14.  They watched as Imam Oblamea Bush attacked earmarks during the campaign and then signed a budget with over 8,000 earmarks in it! OH THE BETRAYAL!

15.  They could not believe their eyes as their Imam bowed to every foreign person in a uniform when on travel, including one surprised Chinese doorman!

16.  They watched as their Imam stood by like a clown, while vermin like Chavez and Daniel Ortega screeched anti-US drivel. 

17.  They saw their Imam put in CommieCzars like Van Jones, and cheered for their favorite Maoist or Stalinist, only to see them eventually outed and tossed under the Obama bus...again.

18.  They cheered when the Porkulous Bill aka the Stimulus was passed only to find out that one, it was a failure and that two, 48 of the 50 (57) States have have lost jobs since its passage.

19.  They leaped for joy when Imam Oblamea Bush I passed a moratorium on offshore oil drilling only to find out that the Chinese, Russians, and Brazilians filled those vacancies, leaving the USA screwed, blued, and tattooed.

20.  They tuned into their favorite Lapdog Media outlet only to find that due to a lack of interest in what clowns like Cupcake Kouric and Tingly Leg Matthews mewl about, they are off the air. (Coming soon.) Anyone see Air America lately?

The list goes on and the Gunny pondered all of the upsetting things that have befallen the liberals since that fateful day when they elected a narcissistic Muslim man-boy to the Oval Office and thought, "gee, I should cut them more slack. They've had a rough 20 months. It would be the right thing to do. Reach out. Try to understand their faulty thought process. Love thy (liberal) neighbor.

And after long consideration, at the end of that fine stogie and an empty tumbler of Bushmills, the Gunny came to the correct conclusion, "screw it, I like my combat boot on their neck. They're liberals, they deserve it!" No Hopey Changey for him.

Carry on folks.