Friday, August 19, 2011


Man, Obama sure is running his car company like he runs the nation, into the ground!

EXCERPT: "NEW YORK, Aug 19 (Reuters) - General Motors Co  is seeking to dismiss a lawsuit over a suspension problem on more than 400,000 Chevrolet Impalas from the 2007 and 2008 model years, saying it should not be responsible for repairs because the flaw predated its bankruptcy. The lawsuit, filed on June 29 by Donna Trusky of Blakely, Pennsylvania, contended that her Impala suffered from faulty rear spindle rods, causing her rear tires to wear out after just 6,000 miles. Seeking class-action status and alleging breach of warranty, the lawsuit demands that GM fix the rods, saying that it had done so on Impala police vehicles."

So Obummer buys GM with the taxpayer's money, fires the people who know HOW to build cars and run a company, then puts his union buddies from the UAW in charge (and we ALL know how hard union thugs work), with scumbag King at the helm (think Titanic II), then shafts all of the bondholders, and commences building Volts! haha. Then, the IPO craps out leaving the US Taxpayer a few billion short, sales of the Volt are laughably low because it is a piece of sh*t, tax credits are costing US millions, and now this. Putting liberals in charge of a business is like giving a toddler a loaded MP-5 with the safety off!

The Gunny hopes that in the future, Government Obama Motors goes bankrupt and bites the dust after climbing in bed and spooning with the regime. So you go out and buy a GM, it craps out, and GM refuses to honor crappy parts, crappy workmanship, crappy quality, and UAW goons getting high and drinking out in the parking lot at lunch. Oh, and if THREE were caught, that means about 1,000 more weren't. In fact, the Gunny is surprised that the UAW thugs did not blame Bush43, like their master does, for getting high and drunk on the job. Heck, they should have put in for vacation like their CEO does! haha Obama and Government Motors are one and the same: "It's not my fault." Or, "I inherited it." Or, "I am not accountable."

"The Obomobile"

Runs on the hot air from Obama's speeches
Guaranteed green by Green Jobs Czar Van Jones
(car slowly disintegrates over the life of the loan)
Has the 3 speeds of a union worker, slow and stop and bitch
Obama-synched teleprompter lets YOU give speeches like Obama
Large back seat for big-butt wives...
Comes complete with automatic Blame Bush sound system
Blame Republicans for everything system is optional upgrade
Car is programmed to go on vacation every two weeks
(unless strain of job demands more) 
Big trunk space for lobster, Kobe beef, and arugula
All parts come from commie nations, guaranteed!


  1. I wonder if all those owners of 2008 Impalas who are still making the hefty payments on their cars thru GMAC can just quit paying on those cars since their loan contracts were pre-bailout too?
    Everything Obama touches goes from sugar to shit pretty fast.

  2. The funniest line in this article was "Impala police vehicles". The fact that police would even use such a POS vehicle for their type of work is hysterical.

  3. I have people ask me about my guarantee all the time. My rule is pretty simple. If its my fault, I fix it for free for the duration of my life.

  4. I'm wondering WHERE the hell people keep coming up with this notion that Trumka runs the UAW. The communist bastard was from the United Mine Workers. He currently is running the AFL-CIO. He has NOTHING to do with running GM or the damned UAW.Another communist bastard,Bob King,is running the UAW.Other than that,spot-on.

  5. BTW,forgot to add this. GM closed Friday at $22.16 per share. DOWN from the IPO price of $35. Hmmm.... wonder who predicted that?

  6. “Putting liberals in charge of a business is like giving a toddler a loaded MP-5 with the safety off!”

    There you go. Forget about all the creative campaign advertising. The commercial comes on and there’s just a black background with those words. And it sits there for 30 seconds so people can get a good long look. Then a voice says, “Any questions?”

    BTW: Ditto for putting libs in charge of gov’t.

  7. Obummer promised the government would make good on warrantees more tax dollars down the drain.
    I love the "the Obomobile" very good!!!

  8. Sepp,

    I could not have said it better.

  9. Rayvet,

    Probably getting a tax credit from the US taxpayer for buying them

  10. TGP,

    Yep, it is called customer satisfaction

  11. clyde,

    Note the change. My bust.

    I LAUGHED reading that story on their stock price going down.

  12. CW,

    Thanks for the kudos. That WOULD be a powerful ad against the libidiots.

  13. kitman3,

    Obama has no problem spending other people's money.

  14. Gunny it wasn't just you. Several other wire stories said the same thing.

  15. Clyde,

    No problemo! If I make a mistake like that, I EXPECT my readers to provide a swift kick in the ass! haha

  16. A mans as good as his word except for those of the AA persuasion who never mean a thing they say as they are never wrong.
    What govt obastard said back in 08 FLASHBACK: Osama guaranteed warranties...
    courtesy of Drudge
    In the words of foghorn obambi "Here now I say here now "Let me say this as plainly as I can. If you buy a car from Chrysler or General Motors, you will be able to get your car serviced and repaired just like always," Osama said in a speech. "Your warranty will be safe. In fact, it will be safer than it has ever been. Because starting today, the United States will stand behind your warranty."

  17. Hey Gunny, enjoy your stuff please never stop doing what your doing.

  18. R E,

    Foghorn Leghorn! haha. The cartoon symbol for Obumbles!

  19. Anon,

    You can count on me attacking Libs and their RINO enablers until God puts me on the Duty Roster.

  20. Love the picture! A Trabant limo. Brings to mind the Volt, or the new Caddy half and half POS. All three are equally absurd.

    Or maybe not. People still seek Trabants, but for the comedic or historic value. So it at least has some legitimacy. The people seeking the Volt are willing to pay a fortune for a POS that serves only to mend their self-induced "Earth-guilt".